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The funny English is still around Beijing

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

Many efforts have been made, but there is still a lot of funny English around the city.

Funny English

The heat is on

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

November 15 is a special day across northern China…all heat is officially turned on. Many places (offices, restaurants, apartments, etc…) do not turn the heat on until November 15. There are exceptions, especially in new apartments that cater to foreigners.

It’s been averaging the high 40s here over the past few weeks…now, highs are in the 30s. That’s during the day…nights have been below freezing. Imagine not having heat. It’s not fun.

All of China does not even have heating systems. There is a line (not sure where it starts and ends). All cities below that line don’t even have heating. Of course, you can purchase your own space heater or AC/Heat combo appliance if you’d like.

Construction fire in Beijing

Monday, November 12th, 2007

Yesterday afternoon, as I left the Silk Market where I was looking for cool knock-offs (didn’t buy anything…but did see a guy get quite angry with one of the girls who works there), I saw a huge cloud of black smoke rising very close to my apartment. Getting a little closer, I could tell it was coming from behind my apartment…was the big TV on fire (The Place)? Wasn’t that either. It was coming from a construction site behind The Place. After about 20 minutes of seeing the smoke, I finally heard and saw fire trucks. As I made my way closer, the activity was picking up. They blocked off the entire block around the construction site, chasing away Chinese, but not foreigners (which is typical).

Something interesting that I saw was that in addition to the police and fire departments on the scene, there were also military guys keeping an eye on things. Even more interesting, there was a policeman whose job seemed to be taking pictures of the scene near the fire and of the fire itself. Is this how media in China gets their pictures and stories? Maybe. I did see one foreign guy who seemed to be a professional photographer (the 3 high-end SLRs with mega lenses gave him away)…he was finally chased off the scene after about 30 minutes.
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Now pilots can’t speak English either?

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

My Chinese sucks, I admit it. I know enough to get around, basic conversation, bar talk, restaurants, etc… I should know more after being here for 1 year, but I don’t. However, I’m not driving foreigners around the city getting them lost, or flying airplanes in China.
Should international pilots from China have to speak English (at least, enough English to communicate with flight control)? Of course!

I came across this via Virtual China. I do disagree with him on this point of having an alternate form of communication…they should speak English, period.

I’m not saying everyone in China needs to speak English. In fact, more people around the world should learn Chinese. But, if China wants to grow and gain more opportunities and respect around the world, English really needs to be a focus.

Hooters Beijing – Now open for business!

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

Last night marked the grand opening of a new fine establishment in Beijing…Hooters. We’ve seen the signs up over near the Worker’s Stadium for months, now it’s a reality.

I went to check it out for an early dinner last night with some friends. When I walked in, I didn’t feel like I was in China. Obviously, it looked exactly like any other Hooters would in the US. On top of that, there was a real live Hooter’s girl from the US at the door greeting everyone as they walked in.

Once in, it just felt weird. Not sure why. Maybe the start of it was when our waitress came over and said the following…

“Hello, welcome to Hooters. My name is Willa and I will be your Hooter’s girl today.”

Yes, that’s what she said…word for word (I will leave the English quality up to your imagination). And yes, Willa is her name. You could tell all of the girls working there were nervous, very nervous. There were a few Hooter’s girls from the US helping out (have likely been there training for quite some time). They also had some girls from other Hooter’s locations in China helping out (one in Shanghai/Pudong and one in Hangzhou).

We tried some wings. They were decent. Sauce was good…wing size not so good. We didn’t try anything else (well, beer, of course).

There were mostly foreigners there…I noticed only a handful of Chinese. It will be interesting to see if the crowd changes, but it will likely remain overly populated with foreigners for some time.

What they need to work on … English. Seems to be a theme around here. They have to assume that a Hooter’s in China is going to attract tourists, who can’t speak any Chinese. The English quality there was below average. It took some work to get what you want.

By the way, do Chinese have any idea why the place is called Hooters? Or, what it’s known for? I’m thinking not. Chinese for Hooters is … who-or-ters (that’s how you say it). And when we asked the waitresses what Hooters refers to … no idea.

Steamed crap anyone?

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

As part of Beijing’s effort to clean up the “Chinglish” around here, they are attacking the menus of Beijing’s fine dining establishments.

Beijing to fix menu names for Olympics

This is one clean up that I’m looking forward to. Many restaurants to provide pictures on the menu, which is quite helpful in distinguishing between “steamed crap” and “steamed crab.” That’s really just a typo though. Some of the truly “Chinglish” names are hilarious. Virgin chicken is probably close to the top of the list.

How do you make cars magically disappear?

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

It’s simple in Beijing – tell people they can’t drive.

So, the Olympics traffic test happens this weekend. Unfortunately, I won’t be here to see how it goes. However, witnessing last year’s reduction for the China-Africa Summit leads me to believe this will be a success.

Police to limit traffic into capital

Filming @ Lenovo (Beijing)

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Yesterday I ran into some foreigners who are here to film a commercial for Lenovo. They didn’t really tell me what it was for though. There’s been some recruiting going on to try and get some foreigners on campus to act as extras in the commercial. So far, there have been two to sign up (myself not included)!.
We think the commercial will only air in China. Can’t wait to see it!

Calling Miss Manners!

Monday, August 13th, 2007

I need your help, and it’s fairly urgent. We’ll start small, I promise.

Tomorrow (any time between 11am and 9pm) head down to the Silk Market. You’ll find a strip of coffee shops/small restaurants on the east side. Just focus on one, for now … Subway. Yes, the Subway all of the westerners flock to after a few hours of being nagged, hit, cornered and ripped off while shopping in the market (but, everything is real, so it’s worth it).

What you need to do:

  1. Get people to stand in line. I know it’s not a large space, but assuming there is already someone there ordering, it’s easy to figure out where to stand. Please guide the customers.
  2. Get people to make a decision on their order in 30 seconds or less. Usually, there is at least one person in front ahead, so that gives them an additional 30 seconds to make up their mind. I realize Subway is new to many people here, but it’s bread, fake meat, some veggies and your choice of sauce. Please encourage the customers not to ask too many questions and just make a decision.
  3. Have a talk with the Subway employees. Tell them it’s best if they just focus on one customer at a time.

So, that’s it. I’ll look for the results two weeks from now to see if we’ve got any improvement. Don’t worry, it only gets more complicated from there!

What constitutes “rude” in Beijing?

Sunday, August 12th, 2007

Is it…

  • The girls at the market yelling and pulling at you to get you to buy a fake purse?
  • The dvd guys saying “hey, dvd? dvd? dvd? dvd?”
  • The women, holding babies, trying to sell you “sex dvds”?
  • The constant spitting and snot rockets flying around the side walks?
  • The ring leaders of the beggars sending little kids out on the streets to hang on you and whine to get $1 out of you?
  • The taxi drivers who are always looking for the “long ride” with the foreigners, so they either…
    • Decline to take you where you want to go
    • Drive slow as hell to piss you off
  • The people outside of restaurants/bars yelling at you and getting in your face to get you to come in?
  • The guys on Sanlitun bar street trying to get you to go to a “lady bar”?
  • Belly shirts?

There’s a lot of talk in Beijing these days in regards to manners. There’s even a “Miss Manners” in Beijing. They also have people going around town fining people for spitting and not standing in line (I have yet to see any of this in action).

I don’t know anyone, Chinese included, who likes when someone bugs the hell out of them to try to get them to buy something. Why do people around here think the way the act will entice people to buy?

There are rude people all over the world. But, in Beijing, I think it comes down to the fact that many Chinese just don’t know how manners are defined by the rest of the world. Many people seem worried about the massive number of migrant construction workers in the city; I think that should be the least of everyone’s worries.

My view…there are going to be a lot of pissed off and annoyed people in Beijing one year from now.

Belly Shirt - Beijing, China